Look,
we know it's pointless and likely in violation of even the most
rudimentary safety codes enacted since the Middle Ages. But there's
something about DIY hackery of that 500mA USB portthat tugs at the little Erector Set cobbling kid in each of us. Just
wire up an off-the-shelf pan with some insulated tungsten filament and
you'll be cooking an egg in about 7 minutes -- you know, after an
overnight pre-heat, presumably. Now prepare to have your noodle scrambled along with an egg in the video after the break.

[Thanks, Mira B.]